Author Archives: Peter Darbyshire
And they say poetry doesn’t pay
I tend to stay out of the tradpub vs. indiepub wars. Each model has its pros and cons for individual writers, so I’m of the mind to suggest you do what works for you. That may even change on a book by book model. I’ll just point out the article I wrote about B.C. poet Shane Koyczan’s Kickstarter for his new poetry collection, which earned him just over $91,000 — when he only asked for $15,000. (Note the article says $82,000, but the Kickstarter went on for a day after the article’s publication.)
Probably not a good career move

I didn’t have time to work on my fiction today, but I did manage to write an article about a writer attacking JK Rowling, then getting mobbed by the Internet. The whole thing makes me sad in a few different ways. I haven’t read either author, so I can’t really comment about their writing. I’m not the type to criticize other authors, as Shepherd does here, but I also don’t agree with the torches-and-pitchforks response to the column either. It seems to me there are better targets for outrage in the news right now.
The Internet has erupted in outrage after mystery writer Lynn Shepherd attacked J.K. Rowling in a Huffington Post column titled “If J.K. Rowling cares about writing, she should stop doing it.” You could sense this one wasn’t going to end well just from the headline.
Shepherd wasn’t attacking the Harry Potter books, which have made Rowling a household name and literary deity. In fact, Shepherd admits she hasn’t even read a word of the Potterverse, adding she thinks it a shame that adults read the popular YA books.
The horror, the horror…
In which I talk to some other writers about strange encounters with readers. Here’s a bit from Michelle Berry:
One night I was reading at the reference library in Toronto and, not really thinking, picked a passage about the embalming. As I was merrily reading along I glanced out into the audience and there, directly in front of me, were two middle-aged women huddled close together. They were both crying. The rest of the audience were laughing. But these women were crying.
I was reading about liver cancer and about a mortician using eye caps, and brushing makeup on the dead woman’s neck and whistling a merry tune, and it was a scene that was touching but also a bit odd and confusing — because it was also kind of funny. I faltered, of course, and my tone suddenly suggested that I didn’t really think what I was reading was humourous, so the rest of the audience kind of went blank.
The conversation

There are a few different reasons why I write. Sometimes it’s because a good story gets its hooks into me and drags me thrashing to my desk. Other times it’s because an interesting character demands to be brought to life and won’t leave me alone until I get him or her – or it – down on the page and out into the world. And sometimes it’s just to be part of a conversation – a literary conversation, that is.
Often when I write, I’m responding to other books out there – Please was largely a response to the “dirty realism” of Raymond Carver and the like, for instance. I don’t necessarily intend my books and stories to be answers to the works of others, but I do want them to be moments in a broader cultural conversation. I don’t really expect readers to see it that way, but that’s the way it often is in my head. So it is a nice surprise when someone does see one of my books as part of the conversation.
This morning I was awoken by my friend Jonathan Bennett messaging me to say he’d heard someone saying nice things about my book The Warhol Gang on the CBC’s Day 6 program. I dragged myself out of bed and went in search of a phone or iPad that still had battery power left and listened to Becky Toyne’s review of Shovel Ready (starts around the 41:30 mark), the debut novel by Adam Sternbergh, culture editor at the New York Times. (Is there a cooler title than that?) She mentioned The Warhol Gang as a similar read, as well as William Gibson’s books and The Road by Cormac McCarthy (also Andrew Kaufman, Sheila Heti, Lynn Crosbie, Patrick deWitt). I love Gibson, of course, and do count him as an influence – and I certainly had books like Pattern Recognition in mind while writing The Warhol Gang (also some Don De Lillo and a bit of Tibor Fischer). The funny thing is I haven’t read Sternbergh’s book, a noir futuristic thriller, but it’s on my to-read list. In fact, it just got moved to the top of the list.
Gibson, McCarthy, Sternbergh, Kaufman, Heti, Crosbie, deWitt… yeah, I like being part of that conversation.
Check out Shovel Ready. Here’s the blurb:
Spademan used to be a garbage man. That was before the dirty bomb hit Times Square, before his wife was killed, and before the city became a blown-out shell of its former self.
Now he’s a hitman.
In a near-future New York City split between those who are wealthy enough to “tap in” to a sophisticated virtual reality, and those who are left to fend for themselves in the ravaged streets, Spademan chose the streets. His new job is not that different from his old one: waste disposal is waste disposal. He doesn’t ask questions, he works quickly, and he’s handy with a box cutter. But when his latest client hires him to kill the daughter of a powerful evangelist, his unadorned life is upended: his mark has a shocking secret and his client has a sordid agenda far beyond a simple kill. Spademan must navigate between these two worlds—the wasteland reality and the slick fantasy—to finish his job, clear his conscience, and make sure he’s not the one who winds up in the ground.
Join Team Squid!

Help fund the first all-women Lovecraftian anthology, edited by editors extraordinaire Silvia Morena-Garcia and Paula Stiles. Why a woman Lovecraft tome? Silvia explains:
Why did you decide to do this?
Do girls just not like to play with squids? That’s the question an editor asked on Facebook, wondering about the lack of female writers in his TOC. What followed was a long discussion on Lovecraftian fiction and women, and the need for an answer.
At first I threw the idea of collaborating on a book of Lovecraftian fiction by women on Facebook and it seemed like it could be a small project between friends. But somehow the word spread and suddenly I was getting dozens of messages and e-mails from women asking if they could contribute to the project. I realized that there were a lot of women who were suddenly very interested in getting together. These responses prompted me to crowdfund an anthology.
There’s an app for that

Like most writers, I go out of my way to procrastinate. My distraction drug of choice is apps for my phone and iPad. I try almost every new app that gets the slightest whisper of buzz. I usually trash most of them within a day or two, but every now and then I find one I genuinely like that becomes part of my daily routine (more procrastination!). The latest one is the Sunnycomb app, a cool weather service that lets you see pics of the weather in different parts of the world. It’s user generated, so the quality can be uneven, but it’s got social networking baked in, which is surprisingly fun. I never thought I’d talk to people in other parts of the world about the weather, but there it is.
I was pleasantly surprised the other day to open the app and discover one of my pics had made the photos of the month list for January. (Scroll down until the “zombiedragon” entry — that’s me.) It’s a shot of an empty playground from the gym where I sometimes procrastinate work out. I like the vaguely apocalyptic look of it, which is more or less what winter looks like around here.
If you’re on Sunnycomb, follow me. If you’re not, check it out. There are worse ways to waste time.










