Author Archives: Peter Darbyshire

How to stop an affair

Sometimes I love the ads YouTube links to videos.

Noah sees a sign

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The seventh seal has been opened

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Where were you when the world ended?

The three fates remain silent

More, please

Just finished Zsuzsi Gartner’s Better Living Through Plastic Explosives. One of the best books I’ve ever read. It’s the apocalypse I’ve been dreaming about my entire life.

Even better than the real thing

So apparently you’re going to be able to buy Dundler Mifflin paper. Although Fight Club beat them to it.

I need a good sin

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The wages of sin are not keeping up with inflation.

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I'll have a grande new life, please

Gridlock in the Starbucks parking lot today. Cars at the entrance squared off against cars in the drive-through exit. The drivers waving at each other to go first, then screaming in the confines of their vehicles when no one moves. A barista trapped behind a window decorated with fantasies of holiday drinks, dreaming of murder.

Going to the store to pick up some pepper spray

Chaos and anarchy strike the mall on Black Friday.I wrote a book like this once.