Because the Internet is for distraction.

• The Art of Agenting: “It’s harder to sell a book to a big publisher now than it was ten years ago, I think. The blockbusterization of the book industry has had the same effect as the blockbusterization of Hollywood—among many other industries.”
• A call to self-published fantasy authors: A contest to get reviewed on 10 of the top fantasy blogs
• Former MFA teacher trolls the web: “Anyone who claims to have useful information about the publishing industry is lying to you, because nobody knows what the hell is happening.”
• Chuck Wendig responds to the former MFA teacher: “I’m so angry, I’m actually just peeing bees.”