With apologies to James "Spider" Marks
I just saw an interview on the news with a retired general named Spider.
General Spider: We must attack quickly!
Underling: Yes sir!
General Spider: And then freeze in place for several seconds, in case someone is watching.
Underling: Yes… sir….
General Spider: We will envelop the enemy!
Underling: Yes sir! Classic flanking attack, sir!
General Spider: No, I mean we’ll cocoon them.
Underling: Cocoon them… sir?
General Spider: Then we can drain them of their precious fluids!
Underling: Do you mean oil, sir?
General Spider: Precious, precious bodily fluids….
Underling: Sir, I think you may need some rest… sir….
General Spider: Good thinking. I need to lay some eggs.
Underling: Sir, why are you wrapping me in silk?
General Spider: We must close the egg sac gap!
General Spider: Mission accomplished!